Fnord

Fnord logo.

Fnord is the most popular programming language in the world today, because only level 13 wizards can see the Fnords without becoming uneasy and confused.

Syntax

The programming language is fnord object-oriented, and the individual commands are written in terms of fnord exploding gerbils. By inverting the semipolar differential, the programmer can fnord extrapolate electronegative chi, if his/her Gung-Fu is strong enough. Canadians are usually employed for their skill in finding maple syrup to pour on the computer keyboards so people will fnord leave their damn computers and get some fresh air.

FNORD!

Apple of Discord, Eye in the Pyramyd, Norton Cabal.

Tweety-Bird fondles Jack the Ripper in Alpha Centauri

Verb?

I fnord quietly in my sleep. The blossoms whiffled.

See also

• Discordianism
• Fnnord
• Fnordle

Evil Robot Clones

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