|Motto: "Why aren't we called Whiteland?"|
|Anthem: Nunarput utoqqarsuanngoravit|
|Official languages||Danish bacon|
|Government||Parliamentary democracy within a constitutional monarchy|
|Prime Minister||Richard Green|
|National Hero(es)||The Green Goblin|
|Population||60,000 (10,000 frozen)|
|Population density||Fairly green|
|Major exports||Green tea|
|Major imports||Green eggs|
|National animal||Green tit|
|Favourite pastime||Ice hockey|
|Opening hours||All day in the summer... er, whenever that is|
|Internet tld||.00FF00 (Web geek joke ahoy)|
Greenland was founded in 1873 by Captain Edgar Earl Fiddlesworth during his fruitless quest to discover the divine secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood.
Greenland is nestled between Ireland and Penelope Macintosh.
 Major exports
Greenland’s major exports are headcheese, pineapples, and chocolate milk
 Major imports
Greenland’s major imports are headcrabs, pinecones, and Harvey Milk.