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Latest news from the Illogiblog UPDATE: We're moving. Changing servers. Really. We mean it this time. (29.Apr. 17:05) This just in from our dedicated personnel at the Illogicopedia Relocation Committee (IRC), when asked for an update on our move: [#illogiocopedia and that story of Rasputin's penis having a wart on it perfectly positioned to make women wet.] [16:31] == NotTheBard [whoop-dee-d00@gateway/web/freenode/ip.68.71.52.214] has joined #Illogicopedia [16:31] -ChanServ- [#Illogicopedia] Welcome to the official IRC channel of http://illogicopedia.org/ - also check out our blog http://blog.illogicopedia.org/ - vauge undefined channel rules: play nice with the other kids and we won't have to electrocute you by sending lightning through the Internet to blow up your computer because you KNOW we can do it and we will too. <NotTheBard> So... the move. Is it happening? Soon? Ever? <csr> Yes, Illogicopedia is moving. Of course it's true! Why would we stay? <csr> There's absolutely no reason to. <csr> Carl replied to our emails and everything, so we can't blame him anymore. <csr> This is it. We're going. Period. <NotTheBard> lol <csr> Go ahead and laugh. It just proves you don't understand us. <csr> Illogicopedia isn't supposed to be funny, not even by accident. <csr> But get this straight: we are moving. <NotTheBard> ok <csr> It'll happen. We're almost at the end of the month. <csr> Rent on the new place is due in a couple of days, and we fully intend to move in. <NotTheBard> OK OK. I believe you. <csr> There's no looking back now. No hesistation, no cancellation, no excuses. <NotTheBard> OK! Good. Happy. Pleased. Excited. <csr> Just you wait. [16:33] == NotTheBard [whoop-dee-d00@gateway/web/freenode/ip.68.71.52.214] has left #Illogicopedia Sounds legit, although as of now ?pedia is still hosted in beautiful, natural Canada on Carat Networks Inc.  I guess we'll know if we're really moving in a couple of days... Or not. [?] More recent news – Reports archive   Create an IllogiNews article Got a story? You can publish a freelance article here:   News in pictures The Olympic Games, Beijing - It was only after conceding 5 games to the fellow did young Wadsworth realise just how extensive the Korean athlete's drug use was.   The IllogiNews team IllogiNews is brought to you by our specialist reporters from around the globe, and definitely not by semi-literate, unemployed hacks who were referred here by the cheap pull-tab ads we post in rural public washrooms. We guarantee accurate stories or your money back. Should any article fail to reach the standards you expect, please report it and await your free holiday as refund.
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