Jammawammahoo

Jammawammahoo is one of the most prominent blues musicians of the 2030s. He survived his father Bo Ramalamadingdong Diddley and continued his legacy into the age of Quasi-Trance music and hydrochloric acid jazz.

Jammawamma liked to Jamma, wamma!

He didn't actually know any songs or how to play an instrument and, in fact, just threw cantaloupes at the audience during his concerts, but he was able to hide this ignorance by telling people that he was just "jamming out." This all came after the bitter Warm War of 2015, so people were too stoned on all of the radiation to know any better.