Penis? Hah! More like penisn't!
Oh. I stand corrected. Yay! Let's go drown in a vat of marmalade!
Barbel blade? Verily.
More like varily
Sometimes mistaken for someone talking about his pen, as in "my pen is red, do you know where it is for i have lost it?" commonly resulting in a person checking your pants before laughing. Some skip the first part and die of laughter, commonly known as a disease: Laughterrortosis.