Boobs
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“Nice tits.”
Boobs give life meaning and joy, are weapons of mass distraction, proof that the Great Lord is real and can make most guys and the occasional chick do whatever the bearer wishes. Any word in the English language can be used to describe boobs, all you have to do is mime breasts with your hands and everybody will know exactly what you are talking about. "Cor blimey, do you see the bobble hats on that one?" "She's got a right pair of Lamborghinis". The most common reaction to boobs is to stare at them while the owner is talking and occasionally nod your head and say "uhuh".
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Sex
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Sex | Intimacy | Love | Masturbation | Orgasm | Sexaholics Anonymous | Sexual Innuendo in U.S. Currency |
| Anatomy | Ball | Bollocks | Boobs | G-spot | Penis | PENISPENISPENIS | Reproduce Juice | THE VAGINA | Vagina | |
| Sex Acts | Bondage | Buttsecks | Flogging | Foreplay | Fornicate | Homosecks | Masturbating | Phone Abstinence | Rapism | Sexting | Sexual Intercourse | |
| Homosexuality | Butt pirate | Coming out | Gay | Gayboy | Homo erectus | Mail prostitute | Queer duck | Spongebob Gaypants | |
| Other Sexy Things | An orgy in full flow | Are You Still...Naked? | Callgirl | Cooties | Hermaphrodite | Heterosexuality | Hobbit Sex | Interstate 69 | Penis Warts | Pornography | Pr0nz | Premature Ejaculation Man | Squid (Birth Control Device) | The Wooden Condom | Venereal disease | Your parents have sex |
