Boobs give life meaning and joy, are weapons of mass distraction, proof that the Great Lord is real and can make most guys and the occasional chick do whatever the bearer wishes. Any word in the English language can be used to describe boobs, all you have to do is mime breasts with your hands and everybody will know exactly what you are talking about. "Cor blimey, do you see the bobble hats on that one?" "She's got a right pair of Lamborghinis". The most common reaction to boobs is to stare at them while the owner is talking and occasionally nod your head and say "uhuh".
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