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IT'S A ME!
HEY! THATS ME!
NO ITS BUG BUNNY!
THATS NOT ME!!!
BUT OF COURSE, THAT's BUG BUNNY!
ARW YOU GOING OFF COURSE?
OH, WATCH OUT!!!!
Dxpenguinman-ia? DXPENGUINMANIA! Sounds interesting, doesn't it?
Hi, the code to my bank account is 3333. Changes all the time.
HUH, PRETZELS? OF COURSE, THEY ARE PRETZELS.
 My articles
101. You And Me
102. There is no fork No pun intended.
105. I is m
106. How irregular
108. Norway Man
111. I'm dying!
112. The Darkness (Halloween contest entry) (EPIC)
114. Death by sparrow
118. I has a cheezburger
121. HowTo: Be A Star
124. Not possiblity
125. HowTo:Be Ambiguous
127. The shneevil one
129. The Normal Case of Benjamin's Butt on... I'm BACK!
130. Pie Theory
132. Writing A Story
133. Give Me Your Money
134. My pickle 3.1
135. Why the walrus?
136. Everybody will die.
137. Not so Fairy Tales
139. This year's halloween entry.
Don't even TALK TO ME about last year's. It failed like a submarine on the land. Oh yeah! FEATURED!
141. The story of Link
142. The Star Kid Theory
143. Corned Bean
145. Another guy
146. The Hat in the Cat
 10 Reasons Why I Wrote 10 Reasons Why
I don't bother listing them. But i do bother listing the 10 Reasons Why's i wrote.
 When i review stuff that needs reviewing
My reviews are:
 All You Need To Know On Series
The All You Need To Know On Series will tell you all you need to know on stuff! And other stuff.
Also known as the AYNTKO. Witches and ants like to devour things.
I haven't done one of these in aaaages. I think i'll do one.
 Do you like pie?
Because i don't.
 My Ideas
AND A MEH.
CHEH. I'm moving it and making it look nice and not ugly.
 News has arrived to Antarctica, everybody!
Articles written by some penguin dude who is e-vile.
Yes, the section all devoted to awards.
Dxpenguinman says, "Congrats! YOU ,my friend, are a Penguin. Ah, but you aren't are a Deluxe penguin, so don't be too proud. Tis be a penguin, join us at the party, watch out for the wobbly penguin leg though. Wait, penguins have legs?
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OOH, the poll thickens.
 Fave articles
The best are in bold. Hey it's my opinion, don't complain. Well, you can rant on my talk page..but not on my user page.
- Slightly Below Average Man
- The cows are acting suspicious
- I'll ask the questions here! i know it's mostly me editing, but hey other people edit it too!
- OH JEEZE. I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THE OL' DOCTOR WAS BEHIND ALL THIS.
I'll add more later. Thinking too much hurts.
- Dxpenguinman, The Penguin Man, is an anagram for The Max Ending Pun, Meaning Pun. Don't blame me.
Hey, i just changed my sig!