The Illogicopedian Times is run by the IllogiNews Corporation, as, like all other magazines, it gives you less content for more money. Despite that, it has been sucessful, especially with Silent Penguin's rather draconian money-gathering tactics.
 Pages 59 and below
Though some of the content in these pages are actually useful, most are just random words being jumbled together -- attempts to make sentences. Skip this bit and go straight to the source.
 Pages 60 and below
Starting at Page 60 is usually Metalflower's section, where he rants about how great Subbuteo is. What a sniv. Continuing onto the BEST section of the Magazine, Gossip with Asema, where Asema tells everyone the truth about the Subbuteoan wars and how things are, and everyone believes him and stuff.
 Other Content
Often, the magazine presents dangerous things hidden as harmless activi--