- Seriously, you were looking for a random page? Well, all the pages on Illogicopedia are random, aren't they? So just go to a random page and it WILL be random.
“This page is random.”
A fish of angry bananas regurgitates along, trying for sneezes. The bananas float a toothbrush with their tries. Then, HUMIDITY!
Look, I'm gesturing you a courageous flower. Do you or do you not begin to repeat after your railway?
Rail weigh? Rail weigh fifty pounds.
- "Convert that to dollars, please."
Dollars? Rail weigh a hundred dollars. But then, it cost twenty-three kilograms.
 I tell you a tail... of a mouse.
'Tis a long tail indeed. I must be careful not to step on this tail I will tell.
 Welcome to Colorado
Color-auto? Automatic coloring machine.
Not so, my friend, not so.
 Look! A salty idea!
Where? Where? Where? AAAAAAAAA!
 So enniweigh...
Buy the way! It costs only ten Kuwaiti dinars!