This is the page that shows the Tip Top Writers (and consequently image manipulators) who have somehow (probably accidentally) managed to obtain a featured article or two. As such, the boring display below outlines authors, their featured articles articles, as well as pixel pushers, and their prized images.
These authors managed to randomly group words together in such a fashion that they had 2 articles pass the test of VFF, on to feature. In order from greatest to least amount of featured articles, here are Illogicopedia's Potentially Talented Individuals (or perhaps just inanely lucky).
| Name
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Features
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Titles
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| Testostereich
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22
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Barry Scott (With MrMetalFLower), Peesmell, Water, Fairytale Exposé, Epic Fail (With HelloolleH), IllogiNess Monster, Early Morning Television, Silent Penguin's Bogus Journey, Toilet, Life Options, RAY (With HelloolleH), Freeze frame popcorn (With Fonchezzz), Das PussyVator (With Hindleyite), Mental image of some food (With Hindleyite), Penglish uprising (With HelloolleH), Slightly Below Average Man (With HelloolleH), Trampolining, The Important Mission, The Writing of a Classic Childrens Book, HowTo:Get An Article Featured, Dearest Blog, The base for mental unhealth (With Readmesoon), Codpiece, Digging A Hole, People do the Funniest Things! (with THE), ChanServ
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| Readmesoon
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18.5
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Fat Hippo, Snowman, A Day in the Life of a Golf Ball, IllogiBooks:Dear Diary Vampire, Coprodysmorphophobia, The American Revolution (With Anotherpongo and T3canolis), List of Dead People, Is that what you call a knife? (With Some WHAT!?), Lunch box, Is, Motel Trolls, The base for mental unhealth (With Testostereich), The Battle of My Room, YouTube Comments (with Galanoth), You feeble fool!, S. Hark, Book (With Hindleyite), Air, Something Stupid This Way Cometh, Shovel Combat, IllogiNews: You Are In My Way
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| Hindleyite
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15
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Illogicopedia is the worst, Loading...., Repetition, Sanity (With Silent Penguin and Fluffalizer), The Really Big Button That Doesn't Do Anything, Ultimate soup, Error 404, HowTo:Make a Cheese Sandwich, Das PussyVator (With Testostereich), Mental image of some food (With Testostereich), Interesting facts about Toasters, The Epic Mission, List of lesser known Scrabble words, The Deadly Ghost of Spellchecking, The Greatest Inventions of Mankind, Ceiling mop, Book (With Readmesoon)
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| THE
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13.5
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The Incredible Adventures of Melville Amsterdam and the Collapsible Ironing Board, The Incredible Adventures of Melville Amsterdam and the Collapsible Ironing Board: PART TWO, I looked under my doormat and found a mango and started screaming at it even though mangos have no ears, OH JEEZE. I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THE OL' DOCTOR WAS BEHIND ALL THIS., The Three (or two) Brothers (and sister) and the mighty Secession Tree, Wikipedia Your Destiny!, Boris and the American Dream, Lightbulbism, Santa Claus the Socialist Menace, A Small Civilization, Sexual Innuendo in U.S. Currency, The Pencil Incident, The Jesus-Satan Arm Wrestling Competition, People do the Funniest Things! (with Testostereich)
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| HelloolleH
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11
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DA DA DA, Disaster Guide, Harry Potter, The best article ever, Illogicopedia:A History, Pwnt (With MrMetalFlower), A word from our sponsors, Epic Fail (With Testostereich), IllogiGames:The Getaway, Jesus, RAY (With Testostereich), Sadiojfasioduipofas, Penglish uprising (With Testostereich), Slightly Below Average Man (With Testostereich), Spud
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| MrMetalFLower
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10.5
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Conkers (With Fluffalizer), Flogging, Pwnt (With HelloolleH), Barry Scott (With Testostereich), HowTo:Get an English Literature GCSE, Media, の (With Silent Penguin and Fluffalizer), Yummy (With Nerd42), André Breton, Borderline Oceania, Godzilla Versus Jaws, IllogiNews:Man Born With Eight Faces Urinates Own Spine; Dies Aged 23 When Hit By Car, Pesticides for a putrid
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| Fonchezzz
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7.5
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Existance, Bcbkye, Legolas chops off his hand, Memoirs of a quack face, Pogosticks, Envelope in sentim, Freeze frame popcorn (With Testostereich), Egg sighted
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| I forgot
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7
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History, Remembering to breathe, Trustiness, Bang and the dirt appears, Lie, Natural number, General protection fault
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| Fluffalizer
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6.5
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Conkers (With MrMetalFLower), Francis E. Dec, Sanity (With Silent Penguin and Hindleyite), Some, Sound, の (With Silent Penguin and MrMetalFLower), Fish, The Omnipresent Symbol Table In The Sky,
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| Dxpenguinman
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6
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How Things Work, Monsters that live under your bed, Interviewing Yourself, Interviewing Your Shelf, I'll ask the questions here!, Advertising Epilepsy
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| T3canolis
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5.5
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Toast, Are you Freaking Kidding Me?, Letters to the Editor (With Some WHAT!?), My first article on Uncyclopedia, The American Revolution (With Anotherpongo and Readmesoon), What's the Point?, The Fairy Dogmother's Compendium of Alphabetical Stories (With The Bard)
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| Thekillerfruitcake
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5
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Stream of consciousness, Walt Disney, Washington Parallelogram, HowTo:Write an Epic for the Illogic Pickle, Vidja game
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| Silent Penguin
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3.5
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Bohemian Rhapsody (with others on IRC), Brass screw for a belly button (With 88.106.243.117), Sanity (With Hindleyite and Fluffalizer), What if a car alarm goes off (With Fluffalizer), の (With MrMetalFlower and Fluffalizer), HowTo:Get free drinks
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| The Bard
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3.5
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An Open Letter to the Cheese Growing in Between My Toes, Canada, The Fairy Dogmother's Compendium of Alphabetical Stories (With T3canolis), Diary of a Madman
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| TaylorKarras
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3
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New Monaco, I am so high right now, ʇxǝʇ pǝddılɟ
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| Anotherpongo
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2.5
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Shoplifting, DOES THIS BUS GO TO ORPINGTON?! The Game, The American Revolution (With Readmesoon and T3canolis)
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| Galanoth
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2.5
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Dancing Dog, YouTube Comments (with Readmesoon), I'll slap you in the face with a fish
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| Aleister in Chains
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2
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Did you ever lock horns with a goat?, Whale (colour)
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| Athyria
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2
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Crossbow, It's quiet now. I do not know how long we have...
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| Cainad
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2
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Cthulhu, Universe
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| Cajek
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2
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Grand Theft Auto:Antarctica Oscar Wilde LOLLLOLOLO, Why Things Seem Smaller When Far Away
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| Composure1
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2
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Nothing, Santa
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| Djtik85
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2
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Attention Deficit Disorder, Mugging a Pirate
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| Gruntled
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2
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Schrödinger's Jesús, Paul Prudhomme
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| Mwow513/ForgotMyPassword
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2
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The Magic Book, The Daring Drive of Danny Devito
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| Mynameissecret
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2
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Sleep, IllogiNews:Cows invade Britain - Prime Minister calls for peace
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| Ragglefraggleking
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2
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The Adventures of Lampshade Man, Flub Nugget,
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| Some WHAT!?
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2
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Letters to the Editor (With T3canolis), Mini Ketchup, Is that what you call a knife? (With Readmesoon)
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| TheLedBalloon
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2
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Dancing walrus, A Christmas Carol
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| THINKER
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2
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Turkey, Mission Control
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| Wehpudicabok
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2
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Flying trees, What if you can't find the remote
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These fellows took a shot in the dark, and, incidentally, the projectile they fired turned into a image that was wacky enough to get featured. Neat, huh? In order from greatest amount to least.
