Welcome to my DAMN user page, DAMMIT.
Please feel DAMN FREAKN free to DAMN read it or whatever.
GODDAMMITWHATTHEFREAKNHELLISWEARTOGODYOUFREAKN'SONOFAB---CH, how are you doing?
Me, I'm fine.
Oww! Gosh darn it.
I stubbed my toe.
Nah, it's ok. I'm good, you GODDAMMITWHATTHEFREAKNHELLISWEARTOGODYOUFREAKN'SONOFAB---CH.
Is also the name of my nationstate. Anyone heard of nationstates?
Me! --HUGE BOB 07:25, 18 Serpeniver 2008 (UTC)
 I'll Give You A Dollar
If you give me two dollars.
What's in it i for me? --Cameraphone 00:31, 2 Novelniver 2008 (UTC)
 Sounds Unfair, Doesn't It?
Well, that's too damn bad.
I'm crying here. --Cameraphone 00:31, 2 Novelniver 2008 (UTC)
 Things I'm Proud of
Congrats --Cameraphone 00:31, 2 Novelniver 2008 (UTC)
 Articles I've written
- I have a secret
- Don't Touch
- That thing in the middle of your face
- Cat got your tongue
- A list of reasons to write this article
- I wouldn't sit there if I were you
- Illogimusic:The Counting Song
- Who stole my sundae?
 Articles I've written that actually matter
 Articles I'm writing
- Passing a kidney stone
- User:Fishalishalish/Fantastically Advanced Reindeer Team Squadron
- Tic Tac Dialogue
 Articles I'm gonna write but I'm too lazy to right now
 Articles I've worn
- Delete this page!
- Memoirs of a quack face
- OH JEEZE. I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THE OL' DOCTOR WAS BEHIND ALL THIS.
- I am so high right now
- IllogiMusic:Rap Song
- Letters to the Editor
- The cows are acting suspicious
- Remembering to breathe
- The Writing of a Classic Childrens Book
- An ordinary bathroom
- Why Things Seem Smaller When Far Away
- I looked under my doormat and found a mango and started screaming at it even though mangos have no ears
- Ung! Goat
- Why Cheese isn't funneh
- An article with unsightly formatting
- Attention Deficit Disorder
- Closet travel
- Oh noes!! I LEFT THE OVEN ON!!!
- DURRRR IM A HAPPY RETARD