User talk:Mars Cadbury

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Ello ello

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Sincerely, islandmonkey - TALK TO MAH 15:55, 1 Arche 2011 (UTC)

Gerbils

They have inquiry. What makes facts fun? What makes fun sweet? Is the chemical the proper shape? Have to try it to be sure, and meanwhile the world is all before us, and the stones are softly singing in the breeze...

But... what is it?

Also, hi. ~ 09:00, 2 Arche 2011

Did you know?

Thas userrrrrrr calld yow a hallbally. Sincerely, islandmonkey - TALK TO MAH 18:52, 2 Arche 2011 (UTC)

Also, how did you find this site? Sincerely, islandmonkey - TALK TO MAH 07:32, 5 Arche 2011 (UTC)

I found the ED article about Illogicopedia and decided to check it out. After reading your About page, I felt that this wiki was something that I wanted to be a part of. I find ED to be too vindictive, and I feel that Uncyclopedia is too ridged when it comes to what content they accept. But Illogicopedia seems to have the right attitude about the situation.

Also, please remember that I’m fairly new to wikis (I have a Wikipedia account where I have done minor work) so I really am just kind of learning as I go, so if I do something wrong, feel free to tell me. Mars Cadbury 07:58, 5 Arche 2011 (UTC)

ED import eh? You're the first friendly ED user! It might be because you're not 13. Sincerely, islandmonkey - TALK TO MAH 08:40, 5 Arche 2011 (UTC)

You

You're awesome. ~ 20:22, 2 Arply 2011

I just remembered...

Write a blurb of yourself, otherwise I'll do it. -- Sincerely, islandmonkey - TALK TO MAH 13:46, 1 Aym 2011 (UTC)

Wait...write a blurb where? I have a user page if that's what your talking about. I don't know how to add the banana to it though. Mars Cadbury 05:05, 2 Aym 2011 (UTC)

He means this. I can't do it due to a complete brain underload. Something about ferrets. Why are there ferrets? ~ 20:51, 2 Aym 2011

I woke up. Congratulations, man. Enjoy your banana! *cue confetti* ~ 20:12, 4 Aym 2011

Oh, and to put it on your userpage, if that's what you were asking, put {{IOTM}} on it - it's a template. ~ 20:15, 4 Aym 2011

Hey....

Will ya quit with using the edit summaries properly?--Colonel Sanders 13:27, 15 Aym 2011 (UTC)

Hey, I like them. Feels a little like Wikipedia, which is such a disconcerting feeling that I cannot help but adore it...~ 20:05, 15 Aym 2011

Well, I did learn to edit by editing Wikipedia...Mars Cadbury 05:43, 16 Aym 2011 (UTC)

ED?

Why?--Colonel Sanders 23:47, 4 Yoon 2011 (UTC)

...why what? Mars Cadbury 23:49, 4 Yoon 2011 (UTC)

Why give them all dis press?--Colonel Sanders 23:54, 4 Yoon 2011 (UTC)

Hey look, Readmesoon. —rms talk 00:08, 5 Yoon 2011 (UTC)

Meh. I don’t really think that by working on their article I’m giving them that much press. I mean, I’ve worked on L. Ron Hubbard’s article, but I’m not promoting Scientology. Mars Cadbury 01:45, 5 Yoon 2011 (UTC)

Yes. Control your cynicism, Colonel! Sincerely, islandmonkey - TALK TO MAH 11:20, 5 Yoon 2011 (UTC)

Hey, 'sup?

Is this you or just someone with a similar love of commercial confectionery products? Randomly encountered the account on the Dead Horse Interchange forums and thought hey, that bloke seems familiar. -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 17:44, 23 Jumbly 2011 (UTC)

Yeah, that's me. I also have a Wikipedia account, but I haven't edited anything there in several months. Mars Cadbury 06:16, 24 Jumbly 2011 (UTC)

Tech problems

I’m still having tech problems with the site. Sometimes Google can’t access it, but when it finally does, I usually can’t navigate pages very well or at all. Is this something I’m doing wrong or is the site still having problems? Mars Cadbury 06:32, 24 Jumbly 2011 (UTC)

God damn hard drive failiures. I think yesterday was all three HDD's have gone. Sincerely, islandmonkey - TALK TO MAH 07:36, 24 Jumbly 2011 (UTC)

My best guess is that the site is still experiencing the odd problem. Recent server blips etc. would suggest this is the case. Just to check, though, I'd refrain from eating cheese before you go to bed and see if the problem persists. -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 11:54, 24 Jumbly 2011 (UTC)

*smashes frying pan over head*

Good evenin'. Your edits made our cynical webfiltering system at our school go mental at recent changes. IE8 all the way! Sincerely, islandmonkey - TALK TO MAH 15:23, 21 Octodest 2011 (UTC)

Eh, but they're lovely edits... I do have to wonder how your system would react to Wikipedia's recent changes, though... O_o ~ 15:17, 24 Octodest 2011

Well, there's only one way to find out...but godamnit, I'll have to wait 'till the 30^th (it's half term at the moment). Sincerely, islandmonkey - TALK TO MAH 16:10, 24 Octodest 2011 (UTC)

So what's the verdict? Also, hi, Mars Cadbury! I'm totally not abusing your talkpage, here! *makes a hasty exit* ~ 00:54, 6 Novelniver 2011

I hope you 2 are having fun camping out on my talk page. o_O Mars Cadbury 02:28, 10 Novelniver 2011 (UTC)

We are, thank you. And I rather like this mustard you had stocked in your fridge. ~ 05:41, 10 Novelniver 2011

It views it, but I must say IE does start to go quite jumpy. And that was with IE9. This is why I have affection for IE8. Sincerely, islandmonkey - TALK TO MAH 15:45, 10 Novelniver 2011 (UTC)

Cows

This is me flooding your talkpage with cows for no reason. Yooo waaaaa eeeeer carry on then. -— Athyria 02:37, 29 Octodest 2012 (UTC)

Thank you, Athyria. You are a nice person. Mars Cadbury (talk) 03:28, 30 Octodest 2012 (UTC)

No I'm not. I'm a horrible crazy lunatic with no will to actually do my coursework. AAAAGH COURSEWORK. *shoots herself in the foot with a chainsaw* -— Athyria 19:00, 30 Octodest 2012 (UTC)

Coursework? Like college coursework? I'll do it for you. I have a few degrees that aren't being put to any real use. Mars Cadbury (talk) 23:59, 30 Octodest 2012 (UTC)

Hola

I'm not sure if that's actually how you spell it...oh well. Anyway...um...I forgot. Peace, y'alls.TheTenthDoctor (talk) 04:59, 12 Novelniver 2012 (UTC)

Hey, welcome to Illogicopedia. I hope you like it here. If you have any question, feel free to ask. marbury (talk) 19:47, 13 Novelniver 2012 (UTC)

Apology

I apologize for being useless, and a general, all around git. Sincerely and otherwise, 03:44, 4 Ditzimber 2012 (UTC)

This

is your fault. 16:39, 9 Ditzimber 2012 (UTC)

Guys (and Athyria), I have been editing ?pedia for some time now and I have yet to receive a paycheck. Could someone look into that? marbury (talk) 08:15, 10 Ditzimber 2012 (UTC)

Werewolf

We've flown you out to this remote location, congrats or whatever, the usership has deemed you worthy. *tips Mars Cadbury out of the chopper and into the wilderness* --Silent PenguinLeave Me Alone 16:40, 28 Farbleum 2013 (UTC)

Yes. We take a very hands-on approach here, like Batman smacking Robin! --Nerd42 (talk) 22:25, 28 Farbleum 2013 (UTC)

Thank you. I will try my best to preserve the sanctity of whatever it is that this wiki supposedly holds sacred. It's cheese, right? I've been told it is cheese. Well, that or André Breton. marbury (talk) 03:31, 2 Arche 2013 (UTC)

*trips*

Congratulations on your wolfship. Just thought I'd say thanks for stopping by and improving random places. It's done a lot for the 'pedia. --That creepy old pirate, Decks (talk) 22:27, 3 Arply 2013 (UTC)

Aw, thanks. I don't really know how much of an impact I am having overall, but I do try to help out where I can. I think ?pedia has a really great community. --marbury (talk) 23:05, 3 Arply 2013 (UTC)

I am bored

Can we talk about things and stuff? Because I am bored. P00psicle (talk) 23:00, 7 Aym 2013 (UTC)

Sure, what do you want to talk about? --marbury (talk) 06:29, 8 Aym 2013 (UTC)

I don't know... I'll ask you this question I guess: how did you find Illogicopedia?

I don't fully remember. I think I was planning on joining Uncyclopedia at the time and was reading some background info on the site when I found some off-topic comment about Illogicopedia. Illogicopedia seemed more my style since my talents at comedy writing are not that impressive. How did you find Illogicopedia? --marbury (talk) 13:11, 10 Aym 2013 (UTC)

The thing is, I don't even remember. It's weird. Probably similar to how you found it. I used to read Uncyclopedia, but after a while it got boring. I do like Illogicopedia because you can create nearly anything. I've noticed that many of your edits are brushing up the quality of preexisting articles (adding templates, etc.) I'm not complaining, but why is this?P00psicle (talk) 17:07, 11 Aym 2013 (UTC)

I’m sure it’s mostly just because it requires less creativity on my part. But also because it just makes things look more organized. In theory at least. --marbury (talk) 05:21, 12 Aym 2013 (UTC)

That's nice. You must check "recent changes" often.P00psicle (talk) 17:00, 12 Aym 2013 (UTC)

Figured I should mention

I rather enjoy watching/doing this. That. Was. AWESOME! (talk) 05:07, 17 Aym 2013 (UTC)