Forum:500 Ways You Know You've Been on Too Much Illogicopedia

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You should know the drill because it's obvious. Add to the list and then add your name to the contributors so it is one list without breaks for signatures. T'anks 'cause this World War 2. --T3 19:18, 14 Yoon 2010 (UTC)

The List

1. You wrote Melville Amsterdam under most admired in your high school year book.
2. When asked for a famous person born in Guatemala, you answered "Flub Nugget."
3. You did your biology project on the anatomy of fnurdles.
4. When someone's like, "What's that writing award again?" you immediately answered, "Oh, the Pickle."
5. You think you're getting IOTM when someone says you're getting an award at the end of the month.
6. Your brain has turned into useless shit.
7. Your browser's homepage is ?pedia.
8. You invite friends to come along and join.
9. You constantly link people to Illogicopedia pages that relate to the current situation.
10. You add to the 500 Ways You Know You've Been on Too Much Illogicopedia page.
11. You write "--~~~~" on YouTube comments.
12. You own a collapsible ironing board.
13. You won "Most Likely to Win The Pickle" in your High School superlatives.
14. When you wake up at 8:30am on a Saturday in August, instead of doing something productive, you judge the Pickle.
15. You notify your friends when you've written another EPIC.
16. You get angry when you realize that only Testostereich has more articles than you.
17. You sigh when you read your first few articles
18. You've taken an actual writing assignment from school and modified it into an Illogicopedia article (I have)
19. You've stolen more jokes than Carlos Mencia and Dane Cook combined.
20. You always keep Illogicopedia open as a second tab (next to YouTube o' course).
21. You get excited when England is about to play the U.S. in the World Cup because you actually know British people to talk smack to.
22. You've nearly broken your "F5" button due to repetitive pressing on Recent Changes.
23. You downloaded Skype because RMS and Seppy told you to (I did).
24. You make your friends guess how many articles you have (I do this all the time).
25. You've been blocked twice.
26. You attempt to use the word "FNURDLE" in a Scrabble game.
27. You have more than 13 userboxes.
28. You spend your spare time adding categories to your page.
29. You've been on Illogicopedia on your laptop, desktop, brother's laptop, iPod, phone, cousin's computer, friends' computer, school computers, and your old phone.
30. You've fnurdled your toot in a boot while stealing a shoot.
31. You've found yourself thinking "T3canolis" whenever someone yells "FAIL".
32. The first result in your browser's autocomplete in the URL bar when "I" is entered is the recent changes page.
33. When you get home from school/work you immediately go to recent changes and sigh when nothing happened.
34. You include your friends in real life on collaborations as much as possible.
35. You copy all of your templates from the Lawn Order template and just replace the colors and words.
36. You've contributed 50,000+ bytes to The Longest Article.
37. You've been on for almost 2 years.
38. You attribute all your shortcomings to too much time spent on recent changes.
39. You consider changing the site logo for a penis a leisure activity.
40. You have to break up your article page into sections because there are too many articles.
41. You have a page dedicated to articles you've written.
42. You have people make 500 reasons explaining how they know they have been on ?pedia too much, and they all apply to you.
43. You beg your friends not to quit the site.
44. You get impatient while trying to teach someone wiki coding.
45. You like big butts and you cannot lie.
46. You other brothers can't deny.
47. You scoff at the works of newbies, regardless of how good you secretly think they are.
48. They say illogical, you hear Illogicopedia.
49. You give hookers a Chinese burn for not giving head on demand.
50. You spend so much time on recent changes you can still faintly see its outline when you close your eyes.
51. When you wish to remain anonymous you call yourself Bcbkye.
52. You have dreams about getting features.
53. When you get raped up the arse you think of Seppy.
54. You use Johann Sebastian Bach and David "TasselHoff" HasselHoff as everyday verbs. Phillip Seymore Hoffman occasionally gets a look in.
55. You have strapped Hindleyite down, and malked him like the damned dirty dog he is
56. You have at some point shown extreme disdain for Uncyclopedia, despite having achieved practically nothing compared to them, and being a member of a much much less popular wiki.
    1. They're still gay though.
57. You, like Phrubub, nose the cheese.
58. You think Cockbeast! has some actual value.
59. You fail to edit day after day, even though you check the site every day.
60. Active on both sites, you accidentally create and article meant for Uncyclopedia on Illogicopedia shortly after accidentally creating an article meant for Illogicopedia on Uncyclopedia, yet neither get deleted.
61. Instead of doing your coursework with a pencil on a sheet of paper, you do it on your computer and append it to The Longest Article in the hopes of getting it long enough again.
62. You name your newborn baby Jeremy Farbleum.
63. Housemates tell you you've been verbally (and sometimes otherwise) cursing Testostereich in your sleep.
64. You just ate a "Delicious Boote Mill Sandwich", then finished the ?pedia article you were working on.
65. Bcbkye lives under your bed.
66. You spell existance with an a.
67. You learned the definition of vanity from Illogicopedia's Policy Page.
68. You add one unfunny point to the end of a huge list, and then list yourself as one of its main 'contributors'.
69. You cite Illogicopedia as a source in a Wikipedia article and then wonder why it gets tagged as needing more sources.
70. You spend an hour trying to think of something to add to this list and cannot think of anything.
71. Whenever you encounter a database error anywhere, you blame Roberto.
72. When you see a large "I", you draw a banana with it.
73. You actively post updates on the Illogicopedia Facebook group.
74. When people ask who your favorite super hero is, you gladly proclaim the Slightly Below Average Man
75. You see everything here as a FACT! _{Wikipedia is wrong about everything anyway.}
76. You decide that because you are an Illogicopedian, you are subsequently entitled to the 'Useless Gobshite of the Month' award on Uncyclopedia, and when they point out that that makes no sense, you threaten to throw a koala at them. They subsequently vote for you after all.
77. After a time, you decide to recreate/copy one of your Illogicopedia articles across to Uncyclopedia... only for it to be placed on VFD within hours.
78. You find yourself constantly talking about/referring to Illogicopedia in real life, making people think you're a bit weird.
79. When you have gone on Hiatus... even though you don't have a job...
80. You have entered a deep depression because all of your ducks have left you.
81. When on Facebook, your Political Views read either Apathy in Action, Strangled Cat Party, Illogicrat, or Ducks for Ducks...
82. Your user account names/passwords involve Aid Epoc Igolli.
83. You automatically fix the double prefix error when creating new forum topics or feature nominations or whatnot without thinking about it.
    1. You know what the double prefix error even is.
84. Your children move to a country that has never heard of Illogicopedia.
85. You are gang raped by a roving bunch of wallabies.
86. Your clothes smell of marijuana, mutton and polyurethane floor sealant.
87. People who you think are crazy, think you are funny and pretty cool.
88. You bragged about some Illogicopedia award you've won, and are disappointed that your parents disowned you.
89. The gravitational constant changes.
90. Bing Crosby appears in front of you in line at the checkout, and beats you with a bag of sweet Valencia oranges.
91. You have been collecting your own bright green urine in mason jars.
92. You create a Forum topic on Illogicopedia.
93. You start calling yourself 'Wincest' when you date your cousin.
94. Pigs fly.
95. You read through this list, think you see a repeat, reread through it, think you see another repeat, forget what the original was, and then read through again...
96. You forgot what an admin is.
97. You were online during chrimbo.
98. You try to set your MSN friendly name to 'Slightly below average man' but misspell 'average'.
99. One morning, instead of going on ?pedia like usual, you go on Uncyclopedia and promptly get banned.
100. Whilst watching Parliament, you find yourself wondering what happened to that lovely Duck Party
101. There are at least 100 500 Ways You Know You've Been on Too Much Illogicopedia.
102. You incorporate Phrubub nose the cheese into your everyday vocabulary.
     

     

     BardBot edits faster than you.
103. With the exception of a couple of token edits and freak signups, you own Recent Changes.
104. You keep making token edits instead of showering and going to work like you were supposed to.
105. When you look away from the monitor, you notice that "The Bard" has been burnt into your retina from looking at recent changes too much.
106. The internet at your workplace goes down when you're trying to view The Longest Article.
     1. You are trying to view The Longest Article at your workplace.
107. You try to archive your Facebook wall as if it were a user talk page.
108. When watching an Antarctic wildlife show, you are highly surprised when penguins actually emit noise.
109. You actually believe Testistocles to be a Greek god.
110. When on other websites, you have accidentally typed == == when trying to make headers, and also have been caught typing ''' for bold and '' for italics.
111. You have been banned from Uncyclopedia multiple times for confusing the Poo Lit Surprise with the Pickle.
112. In your dictionary, you're shocked to find out that there's no entry on Bcbkye.
113. You are the only one who still edits this forum. (Ahem?)
114. When preparing that report on global warming, you correct all instances of 'Epic Igloo' to 'Epoc Igolli'.
115. In church, you accidentally say the God of Fried Chicken Drippings or say that Chuck Norris is the father of Jesus.

Contributors

• --T3
• Not RMS
• --Silent PenguinLeave Me Alone 23:28, 14 Yoon 2010 (UTC)
• (ƒî)»
• Testostereich • (ballsack)
• -- $H^{ello}_{olleH}$ 20:59, 15 Yoon 2010 (UTC)
• -- Mister Mysterio (again) 19:42, 16 Yoon 2010 (UTC)
• ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20100911 - 19:18 (UTC)
• Presently not disGruntled - Exchange ideas 21:33, 22 Serpeniver 2010 (UTC)
• -- (Talk) (Contributions) 06:44, 2 Octodest 2010 (UTC)
• --Jayoskate 22:21, 8 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)
• --|Fonchezzz| Quacking| 00:18, 10 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)
• ~ 00:30, 08/24/2011
• The Bard of Illogicopedia
• Kate (talk) 16:46, 6 Aym 2013 (UTC)

Comments

I like how the title of this topic has been worded to make Illogicopedia sound like some sort of mind-altering substance. -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 19:42, 16 Yoon 2010 (UTC)

Yeah, some are realistic and some are just stupid, haha. --T3 00:39, 17 Yoon 2010 (UTC)

Funny. Plainly clever!--ColbertNation 19:32, 11 Jumbly 2010 (UTC)

This page

...is gold. I particularly like #60, so the author of that one can award himself a Nutri Grain. Everyone else can have one of my toenail clippings or 1/45th of this pen I stole from the bookmakers. -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 18:55, 23 Serpeniver 2010 (UTC)

Are these divisions exactly 1/45ths of the pen? ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20100923 - 19:31 (UTC)

Approximately, though the pen has since diminished in value since it was chewed by the dog. Why do they make them so brightly coloured?

Also, have we reached 500 yet? :P -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 12:22, 3 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

Not quite sure. We're close, though. I think.-- (Talk) (Contributions) 06:15, 5 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

Why do I get the feeling #57 is a bit of a swipe at Testistocles? -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 11:24, 5 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

Because everyone hates him? Or something. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101005 - 15:06 (UTC)

Maybe...

Once we get to a hundred or something, we can give it its own article.-- (Talk) (Contributions) 01:38, 17 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

What's wrong with this? ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101017 - 02:14 (UTC)

Nothing, it's just too good to not get published officially.-- (Talk) (Contributions) 21:30, 17 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

Oh. It'd need cleaning up. Editing. Etc. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101017 - 21:35 (UTC)

Yeah, I know. But who's going to do it?-- (Talk) (Contributions) 21:41, 17 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

One or both of us, probably. >.<

RMS and/or T3'll probably throw something quasi-useful in, of course... Hindleyite might pop by and say it looks nice... yeah, that should sum it up. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101017 - 22:00 (UTC)

Can't we just vote to feature it anyway? It's still a page.--Silent PenguinLeave Me Alone 00:00, 9 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

It's not done, though. ~ Athyria • Lyrithya • Isarra *shifty eyes* (categorise) • (create) • (upload) • (argue) • (dream) •(talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (acronyms) • VFF • FI • IotM • AotM • TSR • OotP • GS • PR • RW • AM • WAE • QD • VFD • Vital • AfC • 500 • TLA -- 9 Novelniver 2010 - 00:20 (UTC)

Well, I doubt it will ever be done. So what're we gonna do?-- (Talk) (Contributions) 06:45, 9 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

Feature it anyway! wwooooweeee --Silent PenguinLeave Me Alone 13:36, 9 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

Agh! No! No! Pie! There be pie! Look! *grabs the list and runs* ~ Athyria • Lyrithya • Isarra *shifty eyes* (categorise) • (create) • (upload) • (argue) • (dream) •(talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (acronyms) • VFF • FI • IotM • AotM • TSR • OotP • GS • PR • RW • AM • WAE • QD • VFD • Vital • AfC • 500 • TLA -- 9 Novelniver 2010 - 16:23 (UTC)

Yeah, this article looks nice. Also, it may be years before this thing gets to 500. Even then we'd probably go past that number... -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 20:34, 9 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

Hoo made fun off my speling??

• pout* Hmph!--|Fonchezzz| Quacking| 11:18, 9 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

Eh, what's wrong with your spelling? ~ Athyria • Lyrithya • Isarra *shifty eyes* (categorise) • (create) • (upload) • (argue) • (dream) •(talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (acronyms) • VFF • FI • IotM • AotM • TSR • OotP • GS • PR • RW • AM • WAE • QD • VFD • Vital • AfC • 500 • TLA -- 9 Novelniver 2010 - 16:24 (UTC)

The first article I ever wrote existance back before there was the little red squiggle that appeared under misspelled words...noobs wouldn't get it... Noob.--|Fonchezzz| Quacking| 21:15, 9 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

I miseplled crossbow the first time I made that article here. Even a squiggle don't help. But actually, you should know that ten years ago, the web browser I used did have a spellchecker. Only one I know of that did. Then it went away for a few years. ~ Athyria • Lyrithya • Isarra *shifty eyes* (categorise) • (create) • (upload) • (argue) • (dream) •(talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (acronyms) • VFF • FI • IotM • AotM • TSR • OotP • GS • PR • RW • AM • WAE • QD • VFD • Vital • AfC • 500 • TLA -- 10 Novelniver 2010 - 00:50 (UTC)

Spelling is a nasty, filthy habit. Not very disGruntled - Exchange ideas 15:40, 6 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)

Ah yes, back in the days of a straight choice between Internet Explorer and Netscape Navigator, neither of which actually worked. And they say the early internet sucked!

Also, I'm sure some of these list entries are pilfered from Family Guy. If not, then look out for them on upcoming episodes!

Yeah, TV writers steal all their jokes from Illogicopedia. It's common knowledge. -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 19:31, 6 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)

I know I steal all my jokes from here... Also, that new external links thing is really annoying. ~ Athyria • Lyrithya • Isarra *shifty eyes* (categorise) • (create) • (upload) • (argue) • (dream) •(talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (acronyms) • VFF • FI • IotM • AotM • TSR • OotP • GS • PR • RW • AM • WAE • QD • VFD • Vital • AfC • 500 • TLA -- 7 Ditzimber 2010 - 01:40 (UTC)

What is this "Family Guy" of which you speak? The elders of my tribe have not told us of this. Not very disGruntled - Exchange ideas 08:06, 7 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)

Consult the cupboard. It might know, in its infinite wisdom. If not, though, the curtains are certain to. Did I mention this external links thing is annoying? ~ Athyria • Lyrithya • Isarra *shifty eyes* (categorise) • (create) • (upload) • (argue) • (dream) •(talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (acronyms) • VFF • FI • IotM • AotM • TSR • OotP • GS • PR • RW • AM • WAE • QD • VFD • Vital • AfC • 500 • TLA -- 8 Ditzimber 2010 - 05:50 (UTC)

That reminds me (curtains) that, "Evelyn, a modified dog, viewed the quivering fringe of a special doily, draped across the piano with some surprise..." This leads me to believe that there must exist, therefore, "a curious breeze, a garlic breath which sounded like a snore... somewhere from the Steinway or even from within..." Frank Zappa was writing Illogic before many of us were born. Not very disGruntled - Exchange ideas 17:49, 31 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)

A Few Thoughts from the Creator

I never intended this page to reach 500. ALSO, this page SHOULD remain a forum topic; because that's what it is. Illogicopedia is a small community. Big Brother isn't going to send the Thought Police after you for thinking about featuring a forum topic. Seriously... Does it really matter? Anyway, I'll go back to not being productive. --T3 02:28, 11 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)

Okay, you lot asked for it:

This article is illogical enough to have made it onto the front page. View more featured articles   •   Vote for new featured articles

There, Christmas feature 2010. Happy? :) -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 14:56, 24 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)

Not until now: Double score! Number one article of 2010!

Magnificent Madness This article was one of the Top Ten Articles of 2010.

Wonderful. —rms talk 21:05, 6 Arche 2011 (UTC)

I'm sorry I restarted a dead forum...

...but I couldn't help it. Forgive me? ~ 00:30, 08/24/2011

Dead? It's not even half done. ~ 14:45, 24 Ergust 2011

Quickly! Pull the cheeses! Gruntled AKA Monsignor Peaches - Speak slowly into the tube 02:14, 28 Ergust 2011 (UTC)

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